the public discourse around this thing and the moralizing reminds me of the Norm Macdonald bit about Tiger Woods.

"What? I don't believe you! Are you telling me, are you trying to tell me that that guy , worth 6 billion, you're telling me that the world's greatest athlete over there, Tiger Woods -- you're telling me that that guy, that super handsome charismatic dude likes to lie down with ladies?

I DON'T BUY IT!"