code is used to 'speak' to computers. prose is meant for human communication.
if your readme is meant to only ever be read by 'agents' then fine. if you want actual humans to read it, write in a human language, not LLM-speak.
it literally could not be more simple.
> write in a human language
It's written in english. And probably written better than the average human would do.
If you don't like it, explain why. Otherwise you all just sound like divas.