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Got it, that's why I only date girls who meet the following criteria:

* My age, +/- 2 years.

* Comparable emotional and intellectual development.

* Same level of education.

* Earn within 10% of what I earn.

* Total net worth within 10% of mine.

* Muscular, so we're of comparable strength.

* Exact same cultural and ethnic background.

* No chronic diseases or disabilities, since I don't have any and that would be an unfair advantage.

* Read Hacker News just as pathologically frequently, so we both know when to short NVIDIA at approximately the same time.

In attempting to be intentionally obtuse you almost wrapped around to getting it again.

The strength differential is why the domestic violence procedure is what it is and the financial differential is why asset division and alimony during divorce exists. You made a joke and then basically described the foundation for an equitable marriage.