You will need an online account with obscure terms of service to use the car, won't be able to repair yourself, your data being sold, etc.
Evil.
I.e. a Wiki where you supply Make/Model/Year, receive instructions on which fuse to pull, which box to remove or disconnect.
Right now this information is so scattered across the web, disorganized, and full of errors. Sometimes buried in YouTube videos. Even LLMs cannot provide accurate info and you need to do laborious research.
Somebody make this happen.
I read comments that this may still not be ideal, as when you take it a dealer service (especially during the warranty period), all the collected data is cached locally and may eventually get uploaded to the proverbial mothership at that time. If you can/could tell it to stop collecting generally, then there's nothing to upload, antenna or not.
Not sure how valid this thinking is, but it is worth considering as a 'threat model'.
The trend might even be moving away from some types of inspections.
For example, Louisiana recently did away with its annual inspection program for all non-commercial, non-school bus vehicles (except for some emissions testing in some locations due to federal clean air act). [2]
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_inspection_in_the_Unit...
Smartphone OS makers have top-notch security teams, and they are tech companies who understand how tech works extremely well. Actual Android smartphone makers (thing Samsung or Motorola) are humble enough to understand that they should just let Google do the hard parts of the OS.
Car makers are not tech (software / internet) companies, do not understand how to think about tech to be successful in tech, do not have the right mental models for cybersecurity work, but they nevertheless want to do their own software instead of getting it from a more responsible party. This is a recipe for disaster. And, just like smart TV makers, they make their money on hardware, compete on price, and aren't advertising companies themselves, which encourages shady deals with data brokers.
You realise that in the EU cars have a SIM in, and an emergency button? This is since 2018, see: 112 eCall regulation.