I don't care that it sometimes invents one - it should never do something so ridiculous
Why not?
It's just doing what it's supposed to do, analyzing the statistical patterns of a natural language prompt and matching it to a likely response.
What's ridiculous is an assumption that it "it should never do something so ridiculous" as if an LLM is a person who understands what that word means in any context other than next-token prediction.
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