For a split second, I visualized you walking into a brick and mortar Microsoft Store to get your security update done on your laptop, and somewhere in the middle of that split second I caught myself thinking „typical Microsoft“, and then I came to my senses.
For some reason, I had the same idea.
You made a slip. Thats Apple you are talking about, and it actually happens.
If brick and mortar Apple stores are staffed by "Geniuses"...