Putting too much effort into sarcasm doesn't work well usually; it works because it's low effort.
> is intentionally assigning beliefs to me ...Anyone with a functioning brain can see ...caught by their parents eating a cookie, who claim that they're not eating a cookie...
Who is assigning what beliefs to you? What cookies? Not sure what you're after here but sounds like you're a bit upset.
Your comment is exceptionally low effort by the standards of sarcasm. llama-3-8b-level, in that it's trivial, uninteresting, unamusing, uninformative, not clever, and incorrect.
> Who is assigning what beliefs to you?
You did, in the comment that I quoted from you immediately before my statement.
> Not sure what you're after here but sounds like you're a bit upset.
We've established that you have either a severe lack of reading comprehension or are maliciously lying, given that someone with rather below average intelligence would be able to tell that your comment assigns a belief to me that I never held, by reading the two sentences immediately adjacent to each other.
Most HN readers are capable of this reading comprehension, so anyone reading this thread will be able to tell that you're wrong, and I can link to this in the future if you make similarly deceptive comments.