> I can't use "else" as a conjunction in normal speech, only in computer programs.
sure you can. who's going to stop you?
Hurry up, else we'll be late.
You'd better leave now, else you'll miss the bus.
Do what I say, else there'll be trouble.
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someone else ;-)
Perhaps after the robot uprising...
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-program
Else could I?..