> You don’t like what the physics is saying so for emotional reasons you’ve come up with a completely new and novel framework to discount what the simplest set of equations is saying.

Nah, physics is not saying anything. I do physics because I enjoy discovering and modeling new phenomena. If someone wants to do philosophy and ask questions like "but what is __really__ happening when we measure an atom", it's his business, but I don't believe we'd be doing the same thing, because these questions are impossible to answer with empirical evidence and don't help us model reality in any way. I don't see any difference between QM interpretations; one of them might be "true"