I mean...who cares? It's actually kind of strange that your comment got others talking about AI naming things.

SQL Slammer didn't actually slam anything, and applied to a single vendor among many SQL providers. Heartbleed didn't make anyone's heart bleed...I mean, at least directly. Shellshock only impacted a single shell environment, again among many. Log4Shell impacted a single logging implementation, among many. Spectre and Meltdown...I mean, who would think that related to CPU cache side channels?

These are just dumb names for people to share in referring to something. Seems silly and like a waste of time to spend effort getting upset about them.