This funny post reads surreal, but it may carry some truth: https://x.com/signulll/status/2067446889956430273?lang=en
In my opinion it carries much truth. Somewhere in Google's archives there is a message I sent to the OC that said, "The department of philosophy does not ship solutions to real problems, that is why there has never been a successful company that insisted the world adapt to its philosophy." Google was, even then, blind to what they were missing.
this prompted me to search and find: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/xcancel/
Thank you. Twitter has become such a terrible website in the last years. Well, since Musk, really. Real disaster.
Yes, but now we have AI to summarize tweets.
> sundar, softly: “we can create a permission working group.”
so true. i have attended meetings to decide on meeting topics for the next half.
At $work, r&d once had a retreat with a consultant to discuss why our productivity was too low per some spreadsheet. The consultant was told how everyone is in meetings all day so we all stole time from our families at night to get any work done at all. :(
Someone I know who did a lot of consulting said consulting was very easy 1. Go in and talk to employees about what is wrong 2. Tell management what the employees said without mentioning it came from the employees (so that management wouldn't dismiss it out of hand) 3. Charge a lot of money so management felt like it was very valuable feedback
Also repeat the entire exercise every year so the company can iterate and circle back on the issues regularly.
4. Fix a few glitches so cost can be justified.
Sounds like its time to schedule a meeting to talk about how you can reduce the number of meetings
Reminded me of a bit from the GOAT political comedy Yes, Prime Minister:
"But he's the Prime Minister!"
"Indeed he is Bernard. He has his own car, a nice house in London, a place in the country, endless publicity and a pension for life. What more does he want?"
"I think he wants to govern Britain."
"Well stop him, Bernard!"
Oh man, that show has some amazing writing.
"Tobacco-related diseases cost the NHS £150 million per year!"
"Yes we've looked into that, it turns out that if those people had survived they would have cost us billions in pensions and healthcare costs! From a financial perspective, it's vastly preferable that they continue to die at the current rate."
This is indeed what the current US administration is failing at: keeping Trump from governing the US...
I would not have chosen the word governing for that sentence but I'm not sure what fits best. Plundering, pillaging, gutting, ransacking, Rick rolling, despoilng, or perhaps molesting.
Trump is indeed effective at pillaging. The interesting thing is that Yuri explained and predicted (!) this in the 1980s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yErKTVdETpw
pmurt
TDS?
I can see this as a screenplay for one of the KRAZAM[0] videos.
So believable until the last line, alas Gemini being this useful is completely implausible.
Nice post, but this reads as the Google of yesterday and the OpenAI of some near-distant future.
This is so good, it gave me flashbacks.
You made my day. As tragic as it reads, it is on point.
I can't be the only person who never finds these made up dialogues funny, right?
Best thing I read all day. I also work in a multi billion dollar enterprise and man this is so relatable it hurts.
Did Gemini created this Silicon Valley TV show episode script? Makes so much sense...
lmao that's actually so good
Mike Judge needs to do another Silicon Valley series on HBO
Pure gold, lol.
Regardless of how much I hate Musk, he did a great job of firing 80% of Twitter staff.