The one day, your chef leaves, the food goes to shit and productivity/output/morale drops. When the new chef arrives, then everyone has to relearn everything.
Software shouldn't be bespoke and "artisan".
And here's where this abstraction breaks: when a programmer leaves, their code is not going anywhere.
The bigger problem is this: you want me to be a cog wheel, but I want to be an artist.
I too want to be an artist, but I work in an economy that requires me to be an artist mostly in my off hours.
And honestly, this is such a weird hill to die on. Lint rules when automated are basically pure win in most scenarios, and for your example, just exclude the rule for this block.
Take it to your employer then, not to us.
We want maintainable code we can quickly onboard in, and be able to modify and extend. Your artistry is getting in the way of other people getting stuff done.
Then go be an artist and leave the rest of us to tend our well oiled machines.