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Swiping Tinder. It takes about 5000 matches to get a date. It’s easier to just automate it. It automatically adds dates to my calendar, all I have to do is show up. I get a summary of our chat history (well, what the agent wrote to her) in the notes section of the calendar entry and some pointers and talking points for the date.

Maybe I should have the agent also do a background check.

PS: This is a joke, but feel free to steal this idea.

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Any sufficiently advanced satire...
Good news about hell: it doesn't exist. Bad news: Humans can pretty much create whatever they can imagine.
The future is agents chatting to each other on tinder and automating the initial getting to know you part. I can imagine that while that's going on, we could add like a little text chat box for the humans to chit chat with each other a bit and pass the time, before they can go on a date
It works well enough for bumble web, just make sure you have rate limiting..

Then the openclaw WhatsApp module…

Kidding of course.

Crap, I totally believed this. We live in a dystopia already.
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