Seriously. And the patronizing "I'll give you a read." to start with. For others reading it, maybe the commenter didn't intend that, but please take the improv lesson "Yes, and" to heart. Be nice and offer something in addition to what's on offer and make the whole thing a positive-sum experience for all. Thank you

Here's where I thank AIs for the small mercies of slopping on pleasantries on otherwise tone deaf emails and messages.