While it's certainly possible that ISRG has been served a subpoena because it appears the US DOJ is now a mix of hacks and incompetent buffoons, it wouldn't matter because the whole point is that they don't know anything - what you told them is literally logged publicly for everybody to see without even knowing how to spell "subpoena" let alone issue one.
Some people have this insane idea that somehow the CA has some secret which either they minted and sent to the CA, or the CA minted and gave them a copy and so the US government could get this secret with a subpoena - but the whole fucking point of a Public Key Infrastructure is that we're using Public Key Encryption, if we were OK with everybody having secrets all over the place this entire thing wouldn't be needed.
Looking at LavaBit^1 I really would not be so comfortable. The world and especially the US has not gotten more free since then.
So to be effective this means a hypothetical bad actor (maybe the US government or anybody else) issues bogus certificates, then either logs them - making a permanent record for everybody to see, or also subverts two or more logs, so that they issue bogus proofs.
This is a very expensive one shot attack on whatever the target would be, I guess it's not stupider than "Let's bomb Iran for no good reason" but it's up there.
I would like to think at least all the high profile destinations have someone watching.
LetsEncrypt certainly doesn't, but I've seen certificate storefronts that generate the key on their side and provide you the key and the certificate, so you don't have to figure out how to generate a key.
But yes, you're correct that, especially when "cheap SSL" was a thing, outfits which did this really existed. In fact one of the companies which did this, and then deliberately revealed customer keys, resulting in all the affected certificates being revoked, isn't even bankrupt so apparently their customers are so stupid than they're still paying money for a service that's much worse than useless. Not an optimistic thought about humanity.