I haven't ridden in two decades, but I think a high-powered jetski is close to your description.

Either stand-up (small one-rider) or a 3-seater; each has its perks.

You can waterski behind a larger HP machine, and it's always nice to have a fellow beloved rider saddling-up alongside your antic't britches – whatever the hell that means, to you.

Or go be stupid and jumpwake on a crotchrocket standup jetski #LifeIsShort #CrippleLife #DontGetRunOver