> here is where I get confused
It doesn't seem like you're confused, it seems like you're using that as a rhetorical device to be pedantic.
> I'm not trying to be pedantic, but
Followed by 4 paragraphs of pedantry, after moving the goalposts from "added sugar" to all sugar.
Eat less junk food. Spend less time lawyering the definition of junk food.