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estimator7292 | on: Microsoft bans the word "Microslop" on its Discord, then locks the server
Anal folds are as unique as fingerprints. Please submit a high quality hole pic to Microsoft for identity verification
vinceguidry | parent
An opportunity to sell chairs with built-in cameras!
jjkaczor | root | parent
... they could even recycle a couple former brands in the process...

"Surface Lens"

... now ready for your unique verification scanning requirements...